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icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even







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I got stabbed in the third grade with a number two pencil. Thought I was gonna get lead poisoning.







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There is a lot of stress resting on these padded shoulders! Once again, everything has fallen to me! So it’s, “Angela! Make peace with Russia!”, “Angela, lend Greece 5 billion dollars!”, “Angela, hold Spain’s hair back while it pukes!”. Why, Colin, why do I always have to be the peace keeper? Angela wants to be wild, too! I want to take off my man’s blazer and put on a man’s Hawaiian shirt! I want to let my German bowl cut blow in ze wind!

Angela Merkel (via thenowhereriot)  






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makayla-mclean143:

Oh My God, I just realized something.

Roxas spent 358 days in the Organization, and then spent a week in Twilight town.

So Roxas died on his first birthday.







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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this







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deathisabitch:

elyel:

Lets clear this out! 

Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
ElYEl


Aclaremos esto! 

Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
ElyEl

SIGNAL BOOST







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modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed


modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed







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My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen


My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen







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